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lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

My roommate says “don’t judge me” and then he walks to the bathroom with a slice of pizza? ??

Mom: “Now that you got a pay raise, you can start saving up!”
Me: “Yeah totally”

Mom: “Now that you got a pay raise, you can start saving up!”
Me: “Yeah totally”

lenasavinaxo:

Having a little fun with Arrow

gmzw:

During the year 2183 CE, more than half a year into its broadcast, the radio show known as “Good Morning Zakera Ward!” has developed a following not just in the Ward it airs in, but throughout the entire Citadel. In this episode, hang out with Suraya the human and Jorik the turian as they talk about murderous keepers, campy movies, and the news! This episode also marks the debut of the asari matriarch of romance, Asar Amoré, as she gives us some unique advice on how to talk to people.

gmzw:

We’ve got a treat for everyone the day before release! This here is a look in on the studio of our ‘wonderful’ *cough cough* hosts at work, made by the lovely artist at http://downontheupside.tumblr.com

gmzw:

We’ve got a treat for everyone the day before release! This here is a look in on the studio of our ‘wonderful’ *cough cough* hosts at work, made by the lovely artist at http://downontheupside.tumblr.com

A Big Update!

gmzw:

Hey all. We’ve gotten some messages wondering what’s happened since we haven’t been updating everyone a lot recently, and that’s my bad, dropped the ball on that one. However, I return to you with great news and updates!

The first episode will be coming right to you on August 13th at 11 AM PST!

We’re so excited to have you guys listen in to Suraya and Jorik and our wonderful host of other characters. It will be posted up on Soundcloud and here for your listening pleasure.

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

kingragamuffin:

Mass Effect demade into a Playstation game

I’ve got all the food groups here

I’ve got all the food groups here

That position/promotion at work where I stayed up all night making a 10 minute presentation?

Nailed it. B)

brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete???